str8 chillin

doggoesgonewild:

n-breezii:

space-is-out-there:

haraamzada:

My last three brain cells when I’m trying to accomplish a simple task that stresses me out

memeseverdie:

tiktoks-i-like:

this is what people mean when they say “boys will be boys”

1dietcokeinacan:

tilthat:

TIL In the middle ages some kings had clothes made from “Salamander fur” which were completely fire-proof and bright white. The name likely comes from the common belief that Salamanders were “born from fire”. The clothes were actually made out of asbestos.

via reddit.com

Me during the Middle Ages rocking my fave salamander fur getup completely unaware I will succumb to mesothelioma in 4 days’ time:

@forsoothandanon

catsi:

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….

One time I ate a salad with vinegar instead of salad dressing and I got chemical burns on my lips. I couldn’t smile for a straight week or else they would crack and bleed. Best salad of my life tho.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.